Dedication

Man, I’m so sorry. I just actually tried to navigate through this blog and it is such a pain in the arse! There is no logic to it. The archiving is all over the place. It is so counter intuitive and irritating. It’s like a Tarantino film only a bit funnier. And nothing like a Tarantino film.

Having sent people to this site, most of the feedback begins with the words “so I read your blog.” Good. You liked the Jack Johnson review then? “Yeah. And that stuff about Schindler’s List was interesting.” Hang on, how much did you read? “All of it.” All of it? “Yes.” Oh, thanks. I think.

So to those people who have ever tried to actually read the blog in some kind of completed entirety, I apologise. I just did and I gave up just after the first time I used the word mong.

I hate the way this thing looks too. One day I will sit down and learn html. But if I ever mention that again on here, feel free to come round to my house and remove my eyelids for being such a geek.

Ok, too self-referential. Must try harder.